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[FF9 Music Video]

You're lucky I'm drunk...

But hey, maybe I've drunk a bit to many "Duvels", but I still remember this movie!!! didn't you post it a while ago???
Still, I voted 5 then, so I'm voting 5 now... Go to the hell with the world!!! Fuck them all!!! Daaaaamn, I've had enough beer for today....
No, the music was great!!
But last time you didn't tell us, who it was from.... Now I know...
Or, correction, I know it for a few minutes... In a couple of houres I'll wake up in my own vommit... A nice thought....
pfffffffff, please kill me... I just told one of my best friends that I've never kissed her!!!! One problem: she's got a boyfriend!!! ;-)
Man, help!!! I'm drunk, and i'm surfing on NG!!!! fiiieeeww.... A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do!!!!
And in a couple of minutes I'm gonna tell you my life-story...
Or no, I'm nog gonna put you trough that!!!
I'm leaving now!
it's 5.50 in the morning....
sleep tight!!!

greetz

HolyjudgementX responds:

yeah, please sit down and sober up.

[war 2089 preview]

this was good! :)

and loooool, I loved the song! Red Alert! Hahaha, that always brings good memories to me! =)

The intro was also great: that mouth turning into the moon => great idea!
In fact there was only one thing that was kinda dumb: when that "projectile" (what was that?) hits that building, the explosion was kinda dumb! There was an enourmous destruction, but no fire or no sound...
But the rest was great!

thumbs up for this one! And cuz you got a great taste of music, you get my absolute 5, woot!!!!!

greetz

Kato-mAd-HATter responds:

Thanks, and in the series I will be shur to put in sound and exposions. :)

[Stick day 1944(preview)]

Well...

System of a down, right?

Well, euhm, I found it pretty dumb that those green sticks all moved simulary... You should fix that in the real movei...
But the sound was good. But you implemented it wrong man!!! Look at the file-size!!!! Ok, I havn't got any problems with downloading that, but still you need to keep it down => for everyone's sake!

Still, I'm looking forward to the real movie...

cheaterx51 responds:

Sorry bout the file size im realy realy REALY sorry bout that but every time when i put some music in it the file size is always 932483208mb

Dont know how to fix that shit

[Evil_Swat]

Well ok...

The graphics were good I think, but sometimes it was kinda dumb: like when your stick hits those two bad guys... Was that supposed to be a replay or something?? (just guessing)
And it also was kinda slow... normally, when you swing an axe, you really swing it... Your stick didn't: he just moved it a bit. I just say that, so maybe you can add "some realism" (more) to the movie...
And also: the title is "evil swat". But, who's the swat??? Your good guy? Well you should keep in mind that swat = Special Seapons and Tackticks-team... And your stick-swat didn't really had any good tackticks => racing into a crowd of enemies is something a dumbass would do, not a highly trained motherfucker! ;-)

I know, it's prolly kinda dumb that I say this, but hey: isn't this a constructive review?
After all, the movie was good...

greetz

Evil-Injuries responds:

Like I said, I don't have 128 bit super graphics with high tech axe swinging ability, but thanks for your ridicule. Duh it's a replay, what else would it be. If you got a better idea for a repay my email is [e-mail]

[E-Gen Intro]

It's good

It's the kinda movie i'd expect from an non-existent e-firm...
The electronic music fits good with it, so the sounds are well chosen...
And also the graphics were great.

But what bothered me: it's a bit boring. And that's also something we expect from an e-firm. That's why you should make it a bit more interesting. Let's say, a bit more action. Now I don't mean Stick-figures fighting each other, or clocks shooting at one and another. I just mean some motion-action. At the moment I really can't say what exactly, but I was thinking at (for example) a sudden dramatization of the music, followed by faster moving pictures, racing all over the screen...

It would keep the attention of the viewer, so he won't be bored. And that's what we all want: a little entertainment! Even when it's just about a boring e-firm...

Anyway: good work!

Paul-J responds:

Ok, thanks for your input. Yup I can understand your view of it being boring to watch - it did drag out a bit... Thats for the idea's, I'll see what I can do.

[Animations]

It's great

Don't get me wrong: if I saw those scene's apart, I would blam them!
But the whole was great: nice work. Knowing the history of those scenes, together with the GREAT music, have made this movie a piece of art.
And frame-by-frame??? RESPECT!!!!!!!!!

I bow for you, my master...

Sherpy-2 responds:

Thanks :)
The truth is, some of those scenes date back to when i was 13. Well.. I'm 14, BUT STILL - It was long ago. I toyed with the idea of making a long film from thos little tests and unfinished projects, and this is what i came up with. Thanks for the support :D

[Worlds Most Inane Flash 2]

Looooool

Hahahaha, I love this one!
It's simple, but good!

Did you sing that song yourself? Or is that some cultural gap of mine, because I don't know who it sings?

And euhm, you really think you are hotter than that half-naked woman????
RESPECT!!!!!
That's what they call self-esteem!!!!!
(altough I think you are wrong) =)

Great flash! =)

smokiejoe responds:

The Song is sung by BRAK of space ghost coast to coast!
Great stuff...
I'm glad you liked the flash :)


ENJOY

[penises]

Haha, I remember that situation from somewhere =)

Nice try, I'd say!
And a good thing you put that blam-piece in the portal, cuz otherwise I wouldn't have know this was here.
But as review:
I think it's a really nice try for humor. It's not easy to make something really funny.
The graphics arn't like those high-quality flashmovies, but hey: this is your first flash ever.
And ok, the ending was a bit weird. Could have been a few seconds shorter, don't you think?

And what do you mean with those familiar faces in the sequel?? =) (or am I not to know yet?) =)

No, in short: It's good, but not that good. But that's because the lak of multiple voices and the low-quality graphics.
But like it always go: you learn while doing. And I'm sur that one day you'll win an award! (if you just keep on trying)

Keep it up!

telbanham responds:

Thank you very mush Smos

Yep I thought no one has viewed this piece for ages and its the 1st and only piece I have ever done and I love it. so as I updated it I thought ummmmmmm lets remind people Jimmo is still alive on NG.

For the next animation I will release is going to be very funny , well I think any way.(wheelchair)?????

As for the gfx I was going to do stickmen but thats not creative. So I hust used the best art I could and drew Jimmo and the tramp just grew on my mind.

For v 1.9 I'll make it abit shorter ok.

As for the sequal I carnt say it may have some info on our site.???????HINT HINT.

So for next time better gfx and multiple voices and more humour thanks.

Tel Banham

[The Dark Knight: Ep I]

JUST GREAT!!!!!!

Damn, I normally hate 16bit movies, but this one rocks!! I loved it!
The graphics were great, good action, ...
Only one thing that came in mind: the fact that duran suddenly becomes good after killing crono! It didn't make sence! That was too direct!
And the ending could have been different, not? It was weird that Crono let him take himself like that, without a fight, keeping in mind that they just have defeated Magus... That was too easy. And why wouldn't he yell to wake up his brothers in arm?
But hey, that just the storyline. The rest was great, like I said!
I'm eager to watch the next one!!!

Keep it up!

ValorXII responds:

Both those issues will be cleared up in the next episode I assure you.